I know, amirate? I’d just snuggle right down into all of that fuzzy-wuzzy goodness and never come up. That laugh — it will take you through centuries....

http://www.theawl.com/2015/11/accoun…


THIS SOME BULLSHIT. Trout tell us it ain’t so

This list is garbage bc clearly the sexiest man alive is Hellboy.

Maybe the Biebz just thinks Charlie Sheen is a dick (like the rest of us), regardless of status.

David Spade seems like one of those guys that you don’t ever want to hug because you just know he’s getting way more out of it than you’re putting into it. He just gives me the creeps.

Maybe Yaya’s husband didn’t give her the respeito she deserves.

I was looking for her coke mirror...

I thought she was Kristen Stewart, since this is her only look.

that’s more depressing than being single, tbh

“and Steven Tyler looks almost exactly the same as he always does...”

I think she’s a bit like those greetings cards labelled BLANK INSIDE

I still love them. Because I am tacky. AF.

She’s the embodiment of ratchet.

Not saying it’s not expensive, just saying it’s cheaper than decades of other, less effective treatments/hospitalisations/etc.

“I’ve been trying to seduce Anna for years, and she resisted me valiantly.”

“...in the same way many gay people are afraid of the inevitable cancellation of RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

“America needs to hear the message,” he says. “We are messed up.”

I’m assuming it’s because I am bi, but my preferred sexual scenario is a girl-girl-guy threesome. Three is doable in terms of everyone getting attention. Over three and I have found that it does become a clusterfuck, and not in a good way.

I LOVE DAD JOKES.