No one cares about your stupid boner.

Halloween is a holiday that involves wearing black and has no family obligations. If you can’t understand why this is a great thing, you should sit down.

I had a mantilla style veil and despite not caring originally it was so special to me.

Didn’t bother with a veil. I regret nothing! I looked fly AF with my fascinator tho. Sorry these are so gigantic!

I hope everyone doesn’t respond to this by saying, “So it took a man to say it, and people will listen. . . . .”

We used to joke in the military that three pats stood for “I’m not gay”

Unpopular opinion: Cereal sucks. So does oatmeal.

It looks like Kate Hudson’s hand is barring Gwyneth (and her head) from joining in. that’s what thinly veiled hostility looks like I guess.

After seeing those pics, the Kid Rock look seems surprisingly healthy.

Am I blind? It looks like Tejada got the bag anyway. That might be the most bizarre part of the play.

Having Tim Gunn stop believing in you would be 947 times harder than having Tyra Banks stop believing in you.

Julia Roberts “saving” the violent, shitty relationship between Emma Roberts and Evan Peters is further evidence that Julia Roberts is a terrible person.

Truth. I remember when I was in the car with my now ex-husband and his mom called him. After hanging up, I asked what she wanted. She called because she was vacuuming and broke down crying because she wasn’t his number 1 priority anymore. I should have run away after hearing that.

So is he saying that these mass murders are committed by children that come from single parent/absentee father homes and in order to prevent these tragedies we should ban abortion and thus create more single parent/absentee father homes?

I always hoped that I was smarter than Ann Coulter but now I have proof. I’m in a hotel room. First thing I did after kicking off my shoes (and eating the macademia nuts)? Checked that the alarm was off.

I really want to bang Andy Cohen. But like, secretly.

A white boy or a black girl would not be suspended in the same way. People view whiteness as morality, and femaleness as powerlessness; a white boy “doesn’t mean any harm” (even though he’s certainly capable of it if he stares hard enough, apparently), and a black girl is entirely incapable of harm (and everything…

What a fucking strange thing to complain about. Always has to be something.

Any time I see Lou Diamond Phillips, he’s playing a Latino character. I assumed he was Latino too. I don’t think it’s really fair to blame Tina Fey for not knowing he’s Filipino when he almost exclusively plays Latino characters...

He wasn’t really wilding, per se. More getting an education in the outrage factory that is contemporary media culture. The diversity thing was pretty gross - a clear cut case of mansplaining/whitesplaining - but the rest of it was just a dude making off the cuff remarks about stuff he was asked about. Not such a big…