Oh, calm your outrage hole. Twink is a term that has been used for decades to describe a stage in life for gay men. The word is no more derogatory than calling somebody a daddy. That you choose to be offended by it is on you. (But not entirely surprising because you really do seem to be DYING to be offended.)

At least one of them is definitely not Catholic.

When we were kids, my mom would threaten my brother and I with military school. We had snuck into a screening of “Taps” so we were like, “Um, fuck yes please.” We went as far as looking in the back of Sunset magazine and pointing out the ones that we were most interested in. Sadly she never brought it up again.

I don’t think of it as exploitive really. I mean, we get turned on by the things that turn us on. For a lot of women, the idea of two dudes is what does it. Also, they’re writing fiction, not keeping a basement full of twinks as sex slaves.

Yeah, this. I have a girlfriend from childhood who writes MM, so I read a bunch of stuff she wrote and then read a bunch of other stuff. Her stuff tends to be pretty good and she seems to have a pretty good understanding of how man on man action works, but some of the stuff I read was just... no. (Helpful hints: the…

#kendallstan

Also, dress up like slutty things and drink and then do sex. My husband is dressing like a sexy Amish and I am going to bang him within an inch of his life.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

Well, I remember seeing that sign on here a while back. I tell my husband I’m gonna flick his bean all the time. Because it’s hilarious.

I hear you’re really setting the world on fire these days...

I always pronounced it “dunt nunt”.

Yeah, I was like, “oh he’s cuuuu... wait. Gollum teeth.”

You mean you would be miserable is someone famous was golfing near where your wedding was and you “sprinted down to the course just in time” to meet him?

Yeah, you definitely don’t sound like a crank...

Oh, no. Did she give your wiener a sad? You gonna be OK? Need a hug?

I dunno. I’ve seen some Dodgers fans on Facebook fucking CROWING about this play, so....

Could you maybe go to a different dentist?

“I’m ready for love,” he announces with a droopy smirk before burping, pulling down his jeans and revealing his faded, pilly boxers.

Yeah, she’s a total dick.

Vigorously.