Your concern for my mental well being is really heartening and doesn’t come off as douchey at all. You definitely don’t sound like a complete shitheel.

Do you not understand that a culture in which a subgroup is marginalized and presented as “not real” is also going to be a culture in which that subgroup is targeted for violence? Do you really not get that?

“No, I don’t hate all women, just an entire subset of all women.”

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, WE’RE NOT EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION

It’s really not. It’s far too direct to be shade. First, if he were going to be shady, he has to start with the premise that he is 100% not bothered about the fact that someone else is releasing an album on the same day as him. Of course he’s thinking about it, but to acknowledge that he’s thinking about is weak. This…

Do you pay them back? Because, if no, then you deserve to get yelled at.

I’m not convinced that you read what he actually said. Acknowledging that it’s harder for an out actor to be successful is not the same as saying that actors need to stay in the closet.

I’m sure there are people who do, but I ain’t one of em.

Sizzling take, and all, but super fucking wrong. I’m not a blotter, but there is really nothing wrong with folding your slice into a sluice and letting that shit run off. Do you want a controlled release or do you want to wear it?

So, is he seeing anyone?

We had a somebody skip our wedding to go to Disneyland, then critique our wedding pics on facebook. (Quote: “I guess some people need more attention than others!”)

I don’t understand this. Why would you try to like her? Is there some sort of intense social pressure where you live?

You can always tell which ones are the gay cows. They only eat HAAAAAAYYYYYY.

So, it sounds like you acknowledge that the bible is wrong about slavery.

This show is what would happen if Glee and AHS:Coven got drunk, had sex and then had hangover diarrhea while walking down a flight of carpeted stairs. Calling it a piece of shit would be giving it too much credit. It is a watery puddle of shit soaked into shag carpeting..

NO! You can’t forgive this suit! I know you want to, but NO! I mean, Ellen Page showed up in some baggy thing a while back and I FUCKING LOVE Ellen Page. Do you think I forgave her for that baggy suit? DO YOU!? (If you want a hint, check my Christmas card list. She ain’t on it.)

Um, pretty sure he’s already happening.

Right? That’s the whole idea behind tailored clothing. It’s supposed to be, y’know, tailored.

It is, but I didn’t notice her on first pass because I was busy being concerned about the surprising swimsuit area feelings that I was having for Tom Hanks.