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Well, it sounds like the cops all went home safely at the end of the day, and that’s what matters.

saying instead that the teen “may have been also involved in some of the fire exchange,” possibly “firing back at the deputies.”

And magically Tsar Nicholas’ jewelry collection ended up in the BRF’s possession after the massacre.

Other kid: “Yeah? Well you’re on your way to looking like Louie Anderson, so you better watch out.”

I read somewhere that the reason the Royals started doing “public service” and special events is because they were trying to humanize themselves. The fate of Tsar Nicholas terrified them.

I’d make a joke about them being sat at the kids’ table, but legally I don’t think Andy is allowed at the kids’ table.

Are you having a stroke?

Oh, shut up you twit. So if you send someone nudes and they publish them online to shame you, then that’s cool because it was a gift?

Ah, the anti-feminist trolls are out in full force.

Can someone offer a reasonable, logic explanation for why this isn’t already illegal everywhere? There is no difference between whipping your peen out in public and sending a stranger an unsolicited dick pic.

F*ck that noise. I’m obliterating all of it and either paying a fine or doing a little jail time. 

Creepy comment section today!

You dont hear much about the kids, i hope they are ok, and after watching the doc about the hammer family, i hope they have some role models that arent wrapped up in this money power crap

That was good money back then, too. A big hunk of cheesy garlic bread or a slice of pizza and a pop. Four pops. Four candy bars. Any combination of those things.

Man! The nerve.


Yes!

We had a band that played a bunch of cool covers during a presentation we all got 7th hour off to listen to that invited us to come back after school.

After we paid $2 they hit is with the preaching and teaching us how to pray. Then the faith and worship music came out.

Nothing like teaching kids you need to fool

I laugh but this actually happened in my city.  What was advertised as a “haunted house” attraction around Halloween turned out to be what was quite possibly a *real* haunted house run by a local mega church and just chock full of damnation threats.

The quality of the GOP candidates this cycle (did you see Mr. Stolen Valor in Ohio, lying about his service record??) is astounding.

How do you turn a bench around so you can sit on it backwards?

This country is becoming a Dark Ages wasteland.

I’m the daughter of a Baptist evangelical minister.  I learned nothing from my parents about sex, except how it should happen in marriage - no ‘mechanics,’ so I was terribly naive.  Then I started realizing I might be gay, which was a whole nuther source of shame and trauma.  When I finally came out, after I had left