Bums me out that we still think this way: that it would be crazy for a guy to cheat on a supermodel, which implies what? That less attractive women should expect to be cheated on?

Is this a joke? This is such a cliché article. The same article that is written anytime a famously beautiful woman is cheated on. People assume someone’s level of physical attractiveness should make their partners incapable of cheating on them. What does that say about less attractive people? Of course, she was…

Don’t forget that abortion is a felony in states with bans, and felons can’t vote. 

I’ve pretty much now cut off all my friends who decided to “vote their conscience” in 2016...which somehow meant staying home or voting for Trump (!) but not Hillary. I can’t forgive them now.

Oho now, be careful. It’s not about letting women die. It’s about letting slutty slut sluts die. After all, good Christian women who listen to their husbands and fathers are never raped, amirite?

Please don’t forget Megan McArdle’s horrifically bad take yesterday on Twitter.

I am fairly sure Dr. Bernard always documents thoroughly, and consulted the legal team of her clinic before treating this child from another state, considering the current political climate.

HIPAA violation

The more pictures I see of these politician blowhards, the more I wonder if stills from the Hunger Games have been appropriated for these stories.

I don’t think Jenny Slate has the parents to have been cast in Girls.

I mean, no shade to Jemima Kirke, but Jenny would’ve been a MAGNIFICENT Jessa. We do NOT talk enough about Girls.

Jenny Slate is better than Girls. She didn’t need that stink on her. 

I hope y’all do some sort of follow up on how the comment sections of these wedding articles always end up just filled with people talking about their weddings. There’s an article in here I’m sure. 

I have no idea why people out themselves through this shit. 

And also, I’m sorry, but all of this is easily avoidable, self-inflicted “trauma.” Trauma is a real thing. Let’s not trivialize it by equating it with having to wade through “an infuriating number of emails about ribbon.’

It’s worth underlining that at this point American weddings are a patriarchal obligation chiefly enforced by other women. One reason why grooms tend to be less involved in planning is that the standards the couple are striving to meet tend to be set by the bride’s mother, their female peers, or their own internalized…

Saying “trauma is something our body does to us” is just so ... perfectly yuppie bougie progressive.

“Weddings up until the 80s and 90s were far more low key affairs, didn’t cost a mortgage.”

Am I the only one that thinks the standard wedding should’ve died a long time ago? Just go to city hall, get your marriage certificate, and invite your friends to celebrate with you afterwards. Forget the hall, forget the guest list, forget the family drama, forget all those headaches and leave the anxiety behind.…

Ken-assisance? This is not good. I thought this was going to be the summer of thin guys again ... I mean, that barely got started and now we’re already moving on??