And may his underwear be made of burlap!

Guessing that because the very idea of a pension is so foreign to most people at this point that the word itself probably appears to be a typo to many.

If only they could have sunk to Trump-level petty and done that! Unfortunately the property was owned by descendants of the family who built it and it was falling into disrepair at the time. It is hilarious that even at the point that they were just trying to unload the property, they still refused to sell it to Trump…

Th emodern version is the front room in lots of 80's and 90's -built suburban houses. I am currently sitting in one (my house was built in 1985), and in all of the neighbors houses I’ve been in down the street, they are used as home offices now (mine included).

“But... pastels, Debbie?” Lolll. Minus the pastels, I want to be Debbie, too.

The perfect mudroom setup has been lurking in my subconscious, and my Pinterest boards, even though I don’t have a mudroom or space for one. I guess that makes it aspirational for me. But as with so much of the aspirational stuff that floats around in the untethered areas of my brain, the idea was clearly seeded there…

This woman is no stranger to the original bumpit ~

I’ve been having a rough week and just reading the title of this article made me laugh out loud. So thanks for that - I needed it! XD

I remember these ads as a kid and being heavily influenced about the importance of voting by these spots and MTV’s general election coverage (eons ago, before Kennedy jumped the shark). So insincerity of celebrities or not, the marketing campaign itself did a lot of good, IMO.

Same. I finally fell asleep and then my toddler came and crawled in bed with me at 4am - I’ve been awake since then. I have a few friends working the polls today and around the city there are reports of election site fuckery coming in - machines without keys, polling places not open on time, etc... God help us all…

Thank you - we need all the luck we can get.

Yes! I hadn’t even noticed him in the sea of dude-bros, but when he was writing his roast piece and they were interviewing him about it, he seemed pretty self-aware (talking about, “The guys make fun of me because I dress like this”; like a boat shoe, essentially) and self-effacing about it. I dug it and was surprised…

Naw, it’s definitely Chad.

Jeebus - “Madison Cawthorn”?? Is it possible to have a name like that and turn out to be a decent human being and not a mildly sentient pastel polo with a popped collar?

Listen, the Notre Dame football team started passing this shit around in JULY when they returned to campus. I’m not saying that Father Jenkins is the source here... but God works in mysterious ways, eh? Eh?

Yes, I have a sneaking suspicion that for him, and him alone, “It WiLl DiSaPpEaR aFtEr ThE eLeCtIoN, jUsT wAtCh!”

Oh, you know she was flattered...

So the ad that preceded this is an ad for some site called “Conservative Buzz”?? Jesus - read the fucking room, Spamfeller...

I, too, have many questions. Such as, “Is there anything more New Jersey new money than installing a bowling alley in one’s home?”

That is one flat, fuzzy ass. SAD!