Will someone please please ask Julie Andrews what she thinks about the new Sound of Music?

It won't, but we can always pretend.

And when they finally learn, it's all they ever do. It's like when human babies discover Yo Gabba Gabba.

I'm hoping for white as well. One grandmother hasn't even gone completely gray yet at 78, the other has naturally bright white. I have no idea what color gray my mother has because she went Black Widow red about ten years ago, claiming it was her natural color when she was a kid.

All you really missed was that Glenn was wearing old-man style ruby slippers. Perfect ending touch, showing he really put some thought and effort into this. Makes it sadder.

What am I supposed to do with beets or turnips? I've made mashed turnips before, but I don't know what else to do with them. And I like canned beets, but what do I do with the ones that come out of my garden? Suggestions appreciated.

Could it be a translation of the road signs or directions? If they're different across the border maybe she wanted to be sure she knew where she was going, it being an emergency.

Really, the only time I wished for a thigh gap was last weekend, drunkenly stumbling around the town wearing metallic gold fishnets.

Don't fire until you see the base of their pineapples!

Yes, there is a lot of over share going on in many cases (seriously cousin, I don't need to know how high you are right now!), but some people keep their posts limited to their friends or family and the use it to share personal info fast. For some people, it might be their only outlet, especially as phone calls are…

Damn. I've been looking for a mortal enemy and now my hopes are dashed.

I crochet and I'm a dog person. Perhaps we're mortal enemies?

Yep. That's just a cop-out so they don't actually have to examine their own religious beliefs or do anything about the bigots who make them look bad.

A-a-ron is my favorite! I've been trying to figure out for years why it's spelled with two As. Probably some translation from Aramaic nonsense or whatnot.

I am 90% sure my dad does this sexting thing, because he is that dude in the photo, only he doesn't wear undershirts. He loves text messaging because he's a little hard of hearing and hates hates hates chatting on the phone. So I get messages written in the worst laziest text-speak. "C u tmrw" or "pls feed cats 2nite"…

It's not like you're going to get busted for having illegal contacts. If you've worn contacts before, and know how they're supposed to feel, you might just go ahead and wear them. Or maybe return them?

I don't care about the Pink line, but can anyone tell me a brick and mortar store where I can buy black cotton bikini-cut undies with no other bells and whistles? I seriously will not wear anything but black underwear and can only find variety packs everywhere but VS.

True Love Waits*

How is this as disrespectful as blackface? The mosque is literally handing out headscarves and abaya so that women are properly covered. She wouldn't be allowed inside in the outfit she's posing in because you can see the gap between her legs.

I think you assume that UAE has rules regarding photography like a western country would. They do not. In fact, although they encourage you to take photos, they will then use it to arrest you if a local person is offended. You want a place of worship? Don't build it and invite the Guinness Book of World Records to…