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I've been there. A celebrity posing in front of it is completely in keeping with the purpose of this particular mosque.

Gotta disagree with you here. This mosque was built to attract tourists. Period. It has the "world's largest hand woven carpet" and "the world's largest Swarovski Crystal chandelier". There are six million dollar clocks to tell the prayer times in English. There is a dressing area outside for female tourists to get…

I have a very hard to spell/hard to pronounce name and I fucking love it! Plus, there are only 49 of us in the Western world. I am the only recorded person to have my name Ever in the history of everything. By not changing my name, I felt like I was keeping that history that I am proud of. Also, I've lived in the same…

I've never seen it and despise football. Will this show help fill the Breaking Bad-shaped hole in my heart?

There was a goldfish genocide in my home today when I ate an entire bag of goldfish crackers for lunch. I'm thinking of building a memorial out of cheddar.

Anyone else going as Stephen Colbert and Bryan Cranston roller skate dancing?

She hates it. That's not the point: it's the miraculous hangover properties!

Yep.

It's like when The Chappelle Show did those Lil' John interview sketches. Everyone at my college/bar was yelling "Yeah" and "O-Kay!" This too shall pass.

But couldn't the Miss Butterfly costume (specifically that one), be a "Madame Butterfly" costume for kids? I don't think that's too generous an interpretation, but the costume company could be responding to legitimate criticisms of their generic racist costumes by giving them new names.

I agree, and had the same thought about the "Miss Butterfly" costume. Is it racist or do people just not get a Madame Butterfly knock-off when they see it?

Yes! Is there a "feminist" comedian who doesn't just make jokes about her sex life? Inside Amy Shumer is hilarious, and pokes fun at a lot of traditional female stuff, but her stand up is always about her latest fuck.

OK, Internet, I've seen enough Jesse/Walt rom-com deals. Now where is my touching montage set to Barbara Streisand's version of Memories? I promise to watch it at least a dozen times and cry each time.

OK, Internet, I've seen enough Jesse/Walt rom-com deals. Now where is my touching montage set to Barbara Streisand's version of Memories? I promise to watch it at least a dozen times and cry each time.

OK, Internet, I've seen enough Jesse/Walt rom-com deals. Now where is my touching montage set to Barbara Streisand's version of Memories? I promise to watch it at least a dozen times and cry each time.

When my husband comes home for lunch, I will ask him the most important question ever: sandwich or blow job. Will report back on results.

Agreed. Chloe would be Team Walt because you know she doesn't mind being watched.

No, it was the last episode of season 5 called "Face Off". Although you're not wrong about penultimate episodes sometimes (mostly?) being the best. Game of Thrones, especially. This season's finale lingered in my DVR for weeks because nothing could top what I'd just seen.

I thought I was the only person who did this! I love it, sometimes I get the aspirin with vitamin C (not sure it makes a difference, but it's doesn't cost any more). I slather the concoction on myself and my husband, put washcloths on our necks like bibs, and wash it off when it starts to drip too much.