Because there is an omnipotent being that created the earth 6000 years ago (in just 7 days, no less) and that guy (or girl) directed some people to write down some of the shit he said. Some of it didn’t align with the goals you mention. Turns out it was a popular fairy tale and a not-insignificant proportion of US…

They know what it means and they like it.

I argue that he and the others were doing exactly what the school sent them there to do, so of course no one stepped in to extract them from the situation.

what about Superb Owl?

what about Superb Owl?

Given that Football tends to have quite a few static imagery locations; this is just about the worst way to use an OLED TV.

Given that Football tends to have quite a few static imagery locations; this is just about the worst way to use an…

nice touch of razor burn there

I don’t know if Gillette razors cut into hair better than other razors, but nothing cuts into a person better than the truth.

Totally Agree. And for an ad - it was well rounded - showing that it’s #NotAllMen (another favorite rallying cry of dipshits).

“of course the malignantly masculine personalities, both public and private, that grow mad at anything possible, piled on to this highly visible expression of, well, brand solidarity. Piers Morgan, for instance, doesn’t like the ad and neither does James Woods. CNBC points out that hundreds of thousands of people have…

Take her head and rub her nose in the terrible tip and say, “Did you do that? No! Bad tipper, bad!” She should learn her lesson after the second or third time.

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

So what do you suggest? I’m serious.

I think BK has a shot at defending the negligence claim because the guy said he ate there a lot - nearly every day - prior to this incident. That means he probably (1) knew about the bathroom issue if it has been an issue for a long time (so one could argue it’s an assumed risk), (2) used the bathroom numerous times…

In this case a background check might also be desirable to avoid bad PR about a sex offender more or less living at the child friendly establishment. The deal may have soured, because of concerned parents alerting the public which might be how the Oregonian came to include that little tidbit.  The description of the…

“...he visited Burger King nearly every day prior to the incident...”

Well that would make his opinion null and void. People from the UK don’t even know how to correctly pronounce the letter z or spell the word color. 

The creator of Nintendo could tell me it’s pronounced as “steve” and I still don’t care. I’ll always call it the N.E.S. 

“I just want to point something out: If you follow the rules, ‘ness’ implies that the SNES is pronounced ‘sness,’ 3DS is pronounced ‘three deess,’ and N64 is ‘nuh-sixty-four.’”

Counterpoint: It’s been called N.E.S. in English since forever, Ars Technica had an article that pretty much cements that. One game vs. a shitload of precedent, the precedent wins. https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2018/08/n-e-s-vs-ness-nintendo-complicates-the-pronunciation-debate/

Counterpoint 2: Additionally, I refuse…

Nintendo Japan’s pronunciation of “NES” shouldn’t be considered authoritative because nobody calls it that in Japan. They call it the “Famicom.” The Nintendo Entertainment System was its overseas name for the slightly modified console, so what we’re seeing in the museum is their Japanese rendering of what is…