They walked in, they saw someone listening intently to a radio program featuring a voice that was 50% carefully-cultivated awkwardness and 50% vocal fry, and the robbers immediately knew there was nothing worth stealing. They robbed an NPR lifetime subscriber last year and couldn’t fence the obscure board games,…

She believed it was her right to go down there and start trouble (with no repercussions), because her white privilege force field and blue heroes would protect her. (The police would gladly accept the gift)

Kicker is that isn’t Ohio a SYG state?

Calling the cops when you’re black is a crapshoot.

I am curious who wrote that statement for him. Guy doesn’t seem like the type to use terms like “dehumanizing” and “unhealthy mindset.”

Fuck explaining ANY motherfucking thing to that cracker-ass motherfucking-ass motherfucking racist motherfucker. And fuck his insincere motherfucking-ass motherfucking apology. Hit that motherfucker in his POCKET. That’s the only thing these racist-ass motherfuckers understand. Fuck’em. I don’t have the vocab for…

Regardless of if you’re using iOS or Android you need to stay away from sketchy apps. This isn’t an issue if you’re actually reading reviews, descriptions, checking on the devs other apps, etc, and then monitoring after installation for either Android OR iOS. If you go into iOS thinking you’re protected from this…

A lot of guys hate women. That’s not a very nuanced take, but I can’t see how anybody could argue otherwise. They don’t like women, and they’ll tell you that this isn’t true, because they know the optics of saying “I don’t like women” are really bad. So they’re going to be super aggressive and try to prove that women…

Having played coed softball for quite a few years, it was all too common for men on other teams to take plays away from the women on their team. Our team captain had a rule however, that if you make a play on a ball that is not yours (like running over from left field to catch a ball that was going to the woman in…

My guess is he wants off the registry so he can change his name and live in anonymity.

I went to law school, and I’ve heard some absolutely absurd arguments in my time, but holy crap on a cracker, this takes the cake.

No, Brock and/or Brock’s Lawyer. It’s been established that digital penetration occurred, and with enough force the victim got penetrative injuries and pine needles and “debris” ended up inside her. That’s rape. I’m sorry (hahaha not really) if you feel that fingering shouldn’t really count as real rape and your…

Sounds like Burger King didn’t punish the right person which is the one in charge of staffing because if an off-duty employee felt the wait was too long and literally jumped in to help, then it really was a long wait and not enough employees to handle the volume.
And for the washing hands issue - think about what you…

Because there certainly isn’t a reasonable medium between “do nothing” and “fire them.”

We were so close to a nice story with a happy ending, thank goodness the corporate overlords came in to remind us that 2018 is shit.

Seems like a valuable lesson for both the parents and the kid:

I love a good burger as much as the next person, and I’ll eat a veggie/black bean/Portobello burger any day someone wants to make me one, but they are NOT the same thing. I think the biggest ding to people accepting “veggie” burgers is that so many try to be passed off as a meat replacement, when the reality is that…

Yes. At some point it’s better to NOT try to pretend. Mushrooms are tasty. It’s a grilled mushroom sandwich, and that’s okay. Calling it a “burger” is where I think everything goes wrong.

It’s not about “importance” it’s about habit. When you get to work you grab your purse/briefcase/whatever, but you don’t grab your kids because they aren’t there — They are NEVER there.