You hand out dental floss on Halloween, don’t you?

Your oven lies. It’ll tell you when the AIR INSIDE is at the preheat temperature. The moment you open the door, most of that air suddenly decides that your kitchen ceiling is the new hip place to be. Give it 20-25 minutes for the metal sides to come to that temperature and you’ll get a better result.

Fellow millennials: remember when we would get up to illegal shit as kids and we DIDN’T post about it online because vid-capable phones didn’t exist yet and we also knew about self-incrimination? :)

You forgot Ghostbusters: Weegee Edition

I used 7-7-7 back in the day when it was time to replace the ball in my analog mouse.

Getting in a last week or so of grilling. And I’m always barefoot inside the house. I am a six foot tall hobbit.

There is more butter than cheese in my aunt’s mac and cheese. I’d rather not eat it any more than as crisis comfort food.

LOL @ “how dare you”

I prefer to not buy things designed to be easily lost and therefore need frequent replacement, so I stick to phones with an aux jack.

If you don’t mind your gaming being governed by the Facebook TOU. You MUST have a FB account to use the Quest 2. Mistype your password and you’re locked out of the device until you send proof of identity. Hell to the no.

If you don’t mind your gaming being governed by the Facebook TOU. You MUST have a FB account to use the Quest 2.…

You can get it imported.

This video is why I know about mushroom ketchup.

Popcorn should not be sweet. It is a vehicle for salt and butter. :P

I ain’t laminating that sucker because I might need a record of a booster shot.

A single core and 2GB of RAM? That ain’t enough to browse Facebook, let alone get anything done in Windows 10.

It’s Taco Bell. Everything is made from the same ingredient list. Just because it’s not on the wall above the register doesn’t mean that it’s not still in the system or can’t be hacked together from existing stuff. Try ordering it straight up. If told that it’s discontinued, get creative.

Ghostbusters II is a good movie. Problem is, it had a hard act to follow. The original was lightning in a bottle.