“You need to be certified to rebuild our network from the ground up. You need 10 years of experience in an operating system that has only been available to the public for five. You need to know multiple programming languages. All this just to run the helpdesk. Because we were stupid enough to ask our current helpdesk…

I still use 3 for that recipe because that’s how I roll.

You utter bastard. I only JUST got my stimulus in. And you tempt me with THIS?

You utter bastard. I only JUST got my stimulus in. And you tempt me with THIS?

Teach your kids age-appropriate cooking skills. Cooking involves reading (recipes), math (measuring ingredients, time management, resource management), history (culinary anthropology is a thing), applied chemistry, and others. And you end up with supper. It’s an entire education wrapped up in a fun and rewarding…

I just want to be able to buy a GPU at MSRP.

Heard that used pasta water was good... if you let it cool.

Maybe people don’t want to be abused by customers on an hourly basis...

In my experience, there is an appropriate age to bring a kid to the grocery store. Bringing multiple kids who are post baby-seat but too young to be let out of your sight will result in them becoming bored and they will chase each other. This means they’re going to run face first into the nice man who just wants to…

This works with “good people having a bad day.” I don’t meet many of those. I encounter manipulators and abusers. Once they learn there are no consequences for violating my boundaries, I might as well not have them.

If they specifically tell you “don’t contact us, we’ll contact you” then DON’T. All you will do is show them that you can’t follow simple directions.

I encountered a story that had the perfect way to deal with the biting child of a parent who doesn’t care: freak out and tell the parent you have HIV. That kid will never bite anyone again.

Replacement for environmentally-hostile parchment paper.

Uncrustables are proof that civilization has failed. :P

The thing is, if the discipline IS real, putting it online means you can’t end the after effects. Like the infamous “make my kid hold a sign in a busy intersection” bit. Congrats, someone from school is going to recognize the kid and then his reputation is SHATTERED for years.

*lights joint*

I’m not really down with blocking ads on Youtube because content creators gotta eat.

I suspect that many meetings are just an excuse for a toxic socializer to get to talk to multiple people while pretending to get something done.

Jeez, how much shade you GOT in that bag?

I’m working on replacing “guys” with “peeps.”

No, Trump became president because we progressives thought that Clinton had it in the bag, due to her being amazingly qualified and Trump seeming to throw the election because clearly all he wanted was the campaign funding.