How the hell is Trump going to even go to the primary debates when he’ll be in a prison cell by then?

I have never heard a reliable story about someone getting mad about a door being held open for them. I have only heard them from the door-holder’s perspective, and it usually segues into “why do things have to chaaaaaaaaaaaaaange” crying (which casts doubt on the entire story).

I just printed out a shopping list. Now this is going on it.

Ain’t so simple. A survey of college dudes showed that a lot of them didn’t know that certain behaviors were inappropriate. Gotta do the work of catching the behavior and addressing it in the moment.

In the 18th century, people had the same concerns about books.

The pandemic has erased all sense of time, so I forgot to get a brisket... :/

As a teen, we had a basset hound. He HATED baths. He would just sit there and bay for the entire thing. Mom got it into her head that he needed one weekly (Mom has always had weird ideas about how clean things should be and OH HOW CONVENIENT THAT SHE’S NEVER THE ONE WHO HAS TO CLEAN IT). Eventually we just hired…

I live with (and cook for) a fatphobe. The type who peels the skin off of chicken because he’s afraid a single piece of chicken skin will give him an immediate heart attack. I am literally required to cook with low-fat sour cream because this guy pays the lion’s share of the bills. Everything he thinks he knows about…

Came for Food Wars, leaving satisfied.

I find that the dried mushrooms are a little closer to the beef wellington this dish imitates. They also soak up a lot of juice and re-hydrate into little umami bombs.

“Growing up in the hot Arizona sun, water was important to me and my siblings...”

15 paragraphs later (most of which are only tangentially related and at least one is a complete non sequitor), I get a recipe for ice cubes.

Or cough up $15 for a can of electronic contact cleaner, spray it under the joysticks’ skirts (ooo naughty) and fix what you already own.

Or cough up $15 for a can of electronic contact cleaner, spray it under the joysticks’ skirts (ooo naughty) and fix…

Pork Wellington:

Kids are only just NOW learning about fake martial artists? This video was uploaded 14 years ago!

I got a pickling crock a while back as a gift. Actually starting to use it. Kosher dills with a bit of heat. *cronch cronch*

Leftover mashers are to be spread over ground beef and frozen veggies and baked until all is heated through. You can’t change my mind.

Streaming services have become the very thing they swore to destroy: premium cable channels. I’m not paying a hundred bucks a month for entertainment.

My cat was an awesome mouser. I saw evidence of mice, Whisper went on half rations. Within days, I’d find half a mouse in the hallway.

My dad once thought it was perfectly okay to store a giant ice cream cake on the back porch overnight because “it’s February.” Despite the fact that it was clearly 50F out. This led to disappointment the next morning.

Every morning, I am woken by a workout upstairs. Rowing machine. Loud grunting. Pandora blaring the same 20 crappy pop-punk songs from 20 years ago because he just puts on the Blink 182 station and never actually “likes” the songs for Pandora to actually try to figure out new songs he might like. This guy WANTS the…