At least it ain’t hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydromatic.

The goddamn Batman would like a word.

You come up with a way to resurrect him, then.

I just exhale through my mouth.

None of these are Dead by Daylight, a four year old game that CONTINUES to get major content updates (we just got Silent Hill content!) and is very affordable.

I literally have ribs under the broiler right now (going outside to the grill is not an option with my heel in the state that it’s in).

Everyone hiding ALL ads means Facebook has no income. That eventually means no more Facebook. I’m sure you wouldn’t like adblockers used here on Lifehacker.

Aw, I liked the voice control.

I will end all of my texts with ampersands and there’s nothing you can do about it&

They should put alcoholic beverages into Capri Sun style pouches. When you’re too far gone to get the straw in, you’ve had enough.

Got an M.2 in the gaming PC.

Got an M.2 in the gaming PC.

Sausage recipe?

I love how every hobby is suddenly an addiction.

None of those are Dead by Daylight so I’m just gonna assume y’all are fraidy-cats.

I didn’t like movie theaters even BEFORE the rona hit. I mean, yeah, that popcorn is great with the artificial buttergrease, but the other people are hell.

Wanna learn from history? Spanish Flu. People were sick of wearing masks (even formed an Anti-Mask League) and demanded that everything reopen. Everything reopened and everyone flooded the restaurants and theaters and museums. The second wave of the virus was three times as deadly as the first wave... and it was…

I find it depressing that there’s a significant amount of my fellow citizens who hear “be considerate of other people” and immediately fly into a rage.