You know how Trump demanded his name be on the paper checks? This is the Treasury telling him to go piss up a rope. He gonna be mad.

And of course the actual webpage doesn’t get the editor. They want to push everyone to the app so they can prevent adblockers. That’s why leaving the webpage open eats up all your RAM in an hour.

I’ve always kept a lot of staples in the pantry, because I like to cook stuff from scratch. Two kinds of flour, brown rice, most standard baking supplies, canned beans and meats, several varieties of pasta, dried mushrooms (grind into powder for umami bomb), dried parm cheese (shaddap it makes a fast alfredo), evap…

One thing about the quarantine is that I’m FINALLY getting through my backlog!

He’s been looking for an excuse to do this since day one.

I loved the sequel trilogy. AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT. Sorry haters, ask your doctor if dying mad about it is right for you.

Fuck that. It’s all I can do to just go through the motions and keep myself distracted with nice things as the world fucking burns down around me. This ableist crap can take a flying leap into a mulcher. This is a very difficult time for us all. If you can’t maintain some arbitrary standard of productivity because…

Teach your kids to cook. You got time now. Cooking is applied chemistry and math (and history... “culinary anthropologist” is an actual job). It’s also a useful life skill. Every ep of Good Eats (the food version of Bill Nye the Science Guy) is up on the Food Network site and most cable providers have a deal with the…

My dad is terrified of fat and thinks that the fat in chicken skin stays in the skin as it cooks, so he always carefully peels the skin off of the chicken and makes sure it gets thrown away. In the meantime, he’s letting salt take him to an early grave despite doctor’s orders.

I just make my own pizza. It’s fun!

Disney would rather everyone forget this movie existed. I’m sure Walt approved, but releasing it in any form now would be pointing a cannon at Mickey’s foot and lighting the fuse.

Republicans will shoot it down.

I made mac yesterday.

WHY DIDN’T YOU POST THIS YESTERDAY?!

I’m not reducing the heat in my dishwasher because I also want the thing to STERILIZE the dishes and that ain’t happening below 140F. It’s almost impossible to perfectly sterilize a plastic cutting board by hand (wood has natural resistance to nasty bugs).

Yeah, I’m just gonna toss up the Vulcan salute.

Chicken noodle soup for cold and flu-like symptoms (which cover a fair amount of maladies, really). I keep homemade chicken stock in the freezer, so I can whip it up quickly without relying on canned stuff (♪ mmm mmm SALT ♪). The steam opens up your breathing passages, the vegetables provide a wide variety of vitamins…

Chicken noodle soup for cold and flu-like symptoms (which cover a fair amount of maladies, really). I keep homemade…

You likely didn’t cook them long enough. When I did sweet potato fries next to regular potato fries, the sweet potato ones were soggy when the regulars were done.

You likely didn’t cook them long enough. When I did sweet potato fries next to regular potato fries, the sweet…

I don’t like combined function devices like that because if ONE function goes down, the entire THING has to be sent in for repairs. Folks bought a TV with a built in VCR and DVD player once. VCR broke. No way to send just the VCR in, so they lost the TV and DVD player for the time it took to repair the VCR.

I own the…

I don’t like combined function devices like that because if ONE function goes down, the entire THING has to be sent…

If a retail person isn’t bothering to hide their judgement of you, you have done goofed. Big time. You’re the person in the wrong and they’re willing to risk their job to let you know how bad you blew it.