Great, now write an article on how to keep them from putting their eye up to the crack in the stall door so they can watch me taking a shit.

Wow, you’re... naive. Some men do NOT take rejection well. A respectful “no” enrages them, and now the woman is in physical danger.

Some men would find that enraging. Not all, but far too many.

♪ It was a shame how he carried on ♪

Or just upgrade to 10 already.

When I was a kid, not eating the crusts wasn’t an option.

I find that dishes with tomatoes already have plenty of glutamates from the ‘maters themselves.

My takeaway from this is that there are a lot of people who DELIBERATELY speed. Like, you increase the speed limit and they’ll STILL exceed it. Intentionally. It’s not getting to their destination that matters, it’s flaunting the law.

Leftover mashed potatoes are for shepherd’s pie!

Those informercials are actually selling products designed to help the physically challenged. They just don’t come right out and say it. Once you understand this, the products start making sense.

Those informercials are actually selling products designed to help the physically challenged. They just don’t come…

Let me know when mushroom ketchup goes on sale. Bought a bottle and I wanna put it on everything.

Let me know when mushroom ketchup goes on sale. Bought a bottle and I wanna put it on everything.

Stocks go up because worker pay doesn’t.

Too late, took the plunge the other day. Everything seems to be working.

Fairly certain that just about anything that isn’t a mandatory throw-out item ends up in the personal possession of the TSA agent in question. Half the stuff they claim is on the list probably isn’t. We ARE talking about a jobs program for the otherwise unemployable. Legalized petty theft is a big draw for certain…

Hash browns. What you’re making is called hash browns.

Alton Brown has a great recipe for popcorn seasoning. It involves grated parm and nutritional yeast. I oughta try it some time. If I can find nutritional yeast at my grocery store.

Came here to say this.