I somehow got on the mailing list of a Canadian organization of Punjabi engineers. There was no unsubscribe. So I sent an angry email to the damn President of the org (only email I could find). Sorted that out.

If they’re vegan milkshakes, then you’re not properly lactosing the intolerant.

Mitts are for baseball. I use welding gloves. If I’m reaching into a 400 degree oven, I want protection that goes to the elbow.

Mitts are for baseball. I use welding gloves. If I’m reaching into a 400 degree oven, I want protection that goes to…

Show me a member of that White House who HASN’T violated the law in a manner that normally necessitates removing them from their position, and I’ll show you the janitor.

This would be great if we didn’t punish kids for feeling those emotions in the first place. Having a bad day is seen as misbehavior. Kids are held to a higher behavioral standard than adults.

When I was in elementary school, these were the options:
1. Bring lunch from home.

After high school, you realize that you were only friends with some of these people was because you saw each other five times a week.

Or maybe you can recognize that AirPods are the first step to Cybermen.

For people who buy Uncrustables.

The problem right now isn’t an engineering problem. The problem is the free market. Lack of (and repeal of) environmental regulations means companies can pollute as much as they want in the name of short-sighted quarterly profits. Until we do something about that, we’re boned.

I just made tacos last night.

I freeze stock in the ice cube trays, then transfer them to freezer bags. That way, I only thaw out the precise amount that I need (and if I underestimate, I can grab one or two more cubes).

Me grilling! :D

Seriously, Somerville, MA’s biggest outdoor event is the What The Fluff? Festival. We celebrate the creation of Marshmallow Fluff with all sorts of stuff, including a recipe contest and live music.

I find that excess salt sticks to my birds after brining, so I gently rinse them off and then sterilize the sink. My kitchen sink is in its own little room so it’s easy to contain splatters if for some reason I turn a damn FIRE HOSE into the birb.

Social Fixer can filter spoiler posts on Facebook. They usually update the filter list whenever another big movie or TV episode comes out.

None of these are anywhere near me!