You know that trope about two kids in a trench coat trying to sneak into an R-rated movie? Is there a reverse version of that?

First make sure your kid is interested in wrestling.  If they’re engrossed in a book, don’t play-slam them into the couch.

You can also learn to properly prepare the veggies. Cauliflower tastes bitter and sulphurish (flavors kids instinctively hate) when steamed or boiled. Roasted in large chunks or small florets, it doesn’t pick up those flavors. I hated broccoli until I learned to put garlic butter on it. My mother’s cooking WOULD have…

My stovetop chops involve taking very thin chops, searing them for a few minutes per side, deglazing the pan, and building a pan sauce. It’s sometimes mushroom based and sometimes not. But I do not use condensed cream of crap soup. That stuff is an eldritch abomination.

Ask if you can wait for a fresh batch. Alternatively, ask for no salt added and then sneak a salt packet on when they’re not looking. Your problem seems to be getting a not-fresh order of fries.

I learned how to cook for the same reason: Mom has always been a lazy cook and I got tired of eating the same thing over and over.

Been stuffing thighs for years, ever since I found an Alton Brown video about it. My go-to is a mix of mushrooms, onions, and garlic. Take it for a whirl in the food processor until you have a rough paste, schmear under the skin, schmear a paprika-based spice-and-oil mix on the outside (whatever spices you’re feeling),…

Mine doesn’t let me adjust the height, but complete removal is easy enough.

I don’t trust Barr’s summary. Trump officials are under orders to lie to make him look good.

Eh, it’s an effective daycare that keeps the squeakers out of more serious games. That’s what happens when a Free-to-play game gets popular: those with the least amount of disposable income become obsessed with it.

I only take pictures of food I cook myself. That way I actually have a reason to be bragging.

And this is why you educate yourself on what you’re voting on before you vote on it.

Pancake batter has additional sugar that would not work in this recipe. You want some kind of biscuit mix. One recipe is 1 1/3 cup AP flour, 1 1/2 tsp baking powder, 1/4 tsp salt, 1/4 tsp butter. This will give you two cups of biscuit mix. Store in freezer.

Just read a Facebook post from someone who used to ghostwrite the applications and assignments of these mediocre trust fund kids. The problem is worse than you think. They keep cheating for their entire college career. They end up interning at the better companies and end up with this entirely artificial career path…

As a child, I thought quicksand was going to be a much higher priority threat than it turned out to be.

Yeah, I’m sticking with Anna’s Taqueria. Superior product.

Kinda like how tofu is not a meat replacement but it’s own beastie. My best tofu recipe involves meat. And it will defeat the sort of person who demands bacon at every meal (mapo tofu is SPICY!).

There’s a reason some of us call it Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

Shakira Law: Any hips that lie shall be put to death. XD