And then they figure out that the thing is actually supposed to DO something, and throw a fit.

It’s not gonna sell out. Most of us still have a PS1 in the closet. An NES that hooks up to modern TVs? Not so much.

It’s not gonna sell out. Most of us still have a PS1 in the closet. An NES that hooks up to modern TVs? Not so much.

A more effective strategy would be highlighting the world of “competitive” vaping and how inherently uncool it is. Nothing gets kids to drop something faster than it suddenly being revealed to be lame.

Am I the only one with a standard stovetop pressure cooker instead of some overteched plug-in pot that requires five smartphone apps just to turn on?

Bear is brown, lie down.

In my experience, ‘tissy chicky makes weak stock. All the good stuff in the marrow has been cooked out.

So, for the cost of an adult ticket and a small popcorn, you get 30 movies a month. These movie pass services make me wonder where the loss is made up for.

You still end up with an iPhone, so I’d say no.

Football is for people who haven’t discovered video games.

Step 1: Live near a Wendy’s.

Get one with a kidney strap so you can take some of the weight off your kid’s shoulders. There is a reason why the classic Ghostbusters proton packs are made with military ALICE pack frames.

Anchovies can provide a hit of umami when used sparingly. I also like to add a pinch of porcini powder (take dried porcini mushrooms for a while in a food processor).

A better way is to vote in a new Congress who actually has the gonads to impeach the most obviously corrupt president since Nixon. That way, we can get Pence at the same time.

Actual strip searches are not done with scissors and do not leave the searched person’s clothing in tatters (thus preventing the reestablishment of dignity). This was fully intended to be a traumatic sexual assault. I see the UK’s got its pigs as well.

...can’t find the “delete post” button so I’ll just edit it to cover the fact that you were gonna get around to making the same point

Tell that to Philando Castile. Dude did everything the cop said, was entirely respectful and transparent, and the cop still shot him in cold blood.

If he makes it that long. A cop who killed an innocent kid? He’s gonna be Target Priority One.

How the hell can someone be “bad” at laundry? It takes no skill to do. I’ve been doing my own laundry since I was nine.

At that point, you might as well include a cooked hamburger patty, because that’s what you actually want.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better argument for atheism...