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What’re the chances that some keyboard warrior will bitch about people bitching about it before they even do... Oh... Wait...

Would you even know it if you saw it? People make money because they have a job. They have a job because a business is hiring and needs to serve its customers. The business’s owner is probably wealthy. Some of the customers probably are too. Read more

“Juveniles are crashing into people, killing themselves,” Read more

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!” Read more

That’s EXACTLY what it is. There was no need for a reminder. Hell, why not mention that he has bad teeth and puts unnecessary U’s in his words like color and flavor??

Inter-sectional social justice activism. Aka “Even a nice story on a car blog is an OPPORTUNITY to talk about racial justice, LGBT issues and gun violence”. Literally thats what the “intersectional” part means, you mention all issues at all times always. Not doing so is a moral failing in their little club.
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What do guns have to do with this story? Or are you just looking to stir up a gun debate any chance you get?

Yes, he was. Yes, it was just an airsoft gun, but they didn’t know that ahead of time. A dog is clearly not going to shoot you, but a teenager with a pistol might.
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The dog wasn’t holding a gun, or have opposable thumbs to use it...

The dog, after defacing a Dodge Journey:

The shelter later identified the owner, who claimed that the dog had escaped the yard by digging under a fence. Police did not cite the man, though they did remind him of local leash laws. Read more

Honestly you didnt miss anything... IF you want to see it, just go to youtube and look up white girl freak out... its pretty much the same thing... She was VERY annoying in it. I understand the frustration that her vehicle was being destroyed but she was being VERY unreasonable...

What does this even mean? You like, waited 10 seconds after emailing her or whatever, then you hit publish on your news piece, what? Read more

Should have put the woman down.

Meanwhile, literally anywhere else:

The dog owner has recently been seen at a local bank asking if they can make change for penny.
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The only correct answer to her would have been “Don’t make me choose who I want to shoot here.”

The dog was just putting that unfortunate car down.

<checks own name - confirms it's still PartyPooper2012> Read more

Dinosaur kills man.

Woman inherits the earth.