Yeah, that's the plan. It would just take a while to get there, and it's hard for him to wrap his mind around starting over when he already felt he was building something. 

My mom had a good friend who worked in a restaurant that the Trumps frequented in the Ivana years. According to the stories he told in the late 80s, those kids (Donny & Ivanka) were assholes then too.

Poor Barron doesn’t stand a chance to turn out as a decent individual.  Unless it’s one of those rare anomalies where the spawn is a 180 from the parents. 

Right? I don’t really care, do u?

She’s a racist bag of shit just like her racist bag of shit husband. She’s complicit. I have zero sympathy for her being married a monster. At least now people have kind of stopped the “Save Melania” BS that was circulating when Trump was first elected as though she were some innocent victim in all of this. She knew…

When I was 12, I started a new school and immediately became besties with a pair of fraternal twins. The girl was the most gorgeous girl in school and already had a huge set of tits. (That is important as a tween.) The boy was handsome, artistic, and very introverted. They had a built in clique of all the punkass kids…

Um, okay. Mine isn’t a fireworks blowout, but just sort of sad. Friend and I met as freshman roommates, and we remained roommates throughout college. Went to each other’s homes for vacations, etc. Really close friends. After college, friend moved overseas for a job, and I stayed for grad school, but we saw each other…

I unfortunately have a large and very conservative extended family. From where I sit it looks like quite a lot of people vehemently oppose the ban, and seeing how the voting has been schewing conservative in recent years, I’m worried.

We have waaaay too many dumb motherfuckers who watch waaaay too much American TV.

Ah. Now i know why it only took 30 years to implement.

Thanks. We’re rooting for you too.

I’m American and I’m fucking elated. Way to go, Canada.

I love that Trudeau did this. Unfortunately we have our own fair share of gun nuts up here. It’s amazing how many Canadians think the second amendment applies here.

It’s a very popular move by the Liberal Party government, approaching 80% support according to recent polling.

While mass shooting are rare in Canada compared to the US, ours tend to have a distinctly misogynist aspect:

Surprised this article didn’t mention the École Polytechnique massacre in Montreal, Canada’s second deadliest mass shooting, which was explicitly anti-feminist. It always bothered me that Michael Moore pretended that that never happened when he examined Canada favourably in Bowling for Columbine.

Dr. Oz is the Dr. Drew of Dr. Phils of Alex Joneses.

Thank you. As morbid as it sounds, he died at the perfect time. He had a stroke and was in long term care for about two months already. He died two weeks before everything shut down so he didn’t die alone and we were able to have a proper wake and funeral.

So sorry about your dad ♡

I actually find it truly hilarious that she has two french bulldogs named Creme Brulee and Bete Noir. Like...what the fuck.