gesundheit

In this case, the carpet wouldn’t match the drapes.

Good evening fine Jezzies! Craaaaaaft Thread!

Disagree, the best solution is to subvert the rom-com genre altogether and in the middle of the film, suddenly they’re random victims in a “Silence of the Lambs” style crime thriller.

Thank you for reminding me of this genius work.

I don’t think I’ve ever been so early to one of these SNS posts before, wow!

even ivanka isnt as pretty as ivanka.

I always like seeing anti-government militia nutbag stickers next to a Blue Lives Matter or Support Our Troops stickers.

What a magnificent gif.

Jeebus, but he couldn’t sound more like a shady used car salesman if he tried.

Per Stormy Daniels, Donald  doesn’t use a condom. What’s the over/under on how many abortions he’s quietly taken care of.

It’s because they’re not pro-life, they’re pro-patriarchy. A Venn diagram of “pro-life” people and anti-gun control, anti-universal healthcare, pro-death penalty, blue-lives-matter people would be a single fuckin’ circle.

That’s such a weird picture. You can see her old face peeking out.

Agreed, they’re hot garbage like the rest of em. It’s telling that they’ve been so under-the-radar lately, perhaps even they’ve realized how incredible awful they are.

None of this surprises me in the slightest.

Whattup, it’s me, Space Garbage.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T LOVE YOUR SONS

I’m now half tempted to dismiss any reply that isn’t “Why not both?” :D

Why not both?

Humanity. If we can’t eat it we’ll rape it.