I’ve starred you and now I feel dirty. Gonna have to go watch one of those Arms of the Angel ASPCA commercials where the animals are shaking.

I had to say goodbye to my Norbert last Tuesday. He was such a good kitty. And now Junior (on the right) has no idea what is happening, and has become very clingy. I know we’ll get through this, but it still hurts.

Yoga pants or leggings, can we all agree that this is the golden age of butts?

Pretty sure there were never yoga pants before....

The government should hire her to be like ‘secret shopper’ for TSA. She is going to continue to do this anyway, why not turn it in to something positive.

I commented in the post about the lady who sneaks onto planes about women’s invisibility after a certain age. :-/

I’ve come to realize that a situation that leads to a firing is never just an isolated incident that’s totes innocent, just really misconstrued. NEVER.

“You should smile more, Garrison!!” I hope he gets told this a billion times per day.

I always hated his attempts to defang the garbage humans of the midwest.

Translation: I’m writing a shitty book.

I know, right? Does anyone thing MPR wanted to fire its most popular and famous star? Does anyone thing they were waiting for some woman to talk about how she felt not-so-great about that one time he touched her back and dumped all the stuff from his desk on the curb in a cardboard box and then sat back and cackled,…

Gravity and lying.

The light has gone out of my life.

Flying is for the birds, we prefer to SPROING.

“(Worth noting that John Waters—the king of camp—regularly depicts low-income white Americans in fun and silly ways yet somehow always manages to be kind.)“

If Lee’s channel (and YouTube, and the consumer internet for that matter) had existed when I was a teen and early 20s, I would have done far less damage to my skin as the result of what could be considered dermatillomania. I have a curated list of dermatologists and estheticians that specialize in different…

NARRATOR: He was.

OH MY GOD THAT THIRD PHOTO

I read this story not an hour after walking out of a construction elevator and hearing a story from a middle aged stone mason who, upon discovering his first ever hemorrhoid protruding from his asshole, was puzzled and opted to give it a firm yank. I'm going to go grab something to eat.