It’s a legitimate medical condition that more people should be aware of. It’s not like I sent you to look for photos of penile degloving. (Google it.)

Yup. Sucks for lefties.

Yup. Sucks for lefties.

I’d suggest the Pilot Precise V5 RT

I’d suggest the Pilot Precise V5 RT

I agree with you on this one for writing (though I prefer the blue ones).

I agree with you on this one for writing (though I prefer the blue ones).

I have two friends who are at 20 weeks and 22 weeks right now. Both are TINY girls. They look pretty much like this. Two weeks ago, nothing. Now they are clearly pregnant. These people need to fuck off. I have another girlfriend who didn’t even look pregnant until she was 25 or 26 weeks and people were equally rude -…

I mean, I’d rather go to see the catacombs of Paris than not go anywhere at all. Yaknowhatimsayin’?

Tin Man and Scarecrow almost look like they are being played by key and peele, and now im sad they aren’t being played by key and peele...

Of all times for Kara to retire Shade Court!!!

Yep. Her name’s April Winchell and she’s hilarious.

I still miss Regretsy so much. :(

Infantalization’s a helluva drug. I don’t think people accurately gauge how powerful large dogs are when they don’t have hardcore obedience drilled into them, and they think they’re just giant babies who can’t do any better. (Spoilers: It’s hard and occasionally actually impossible, but good training pays off.)

he doesn’t even GO HERE

It’s somewhere near the ear, right?

Um, I’m okay with MRAs narrowing their chances of marrying/fucking any women at all. This sounds like risk reduction.

I’m going to assume that I don’t agree with the Senator about very much, but at least she seems to be a responsible adult, unlike many of her colleagues.

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

Oh really? He’s your boyfriend? I’ve been there for him since 2006. Do you even know about Syracuse, where he got his start, as his supposed girlfriend? I AM THE WIND BENEATH DAVID MUIR’S WINGS. HIS MONSTROUS BAT WINGS.