I feel you. My mother is one person who never gets what she ordered..she'll order green beans and get peas and freak out over it. She's called more than one server stupid.

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

I read that, too, and was kinda disappointed by he picture...

Come on now. Everyone knows that cut toast releases powerful and potentially deadly gluten fumes.

The chocolate store woman is clearly kin to "I'm allergic to crunchy".

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?

My problem is my size varies so much between brand and style. I can range anywhere from a 8.5 to a 10 depending on the shoe.

That I'm not just a dog on the Internet.

I don't know which is more frightening: the gun happy, racist coppers, or the HORRIBLE FUCKING AIM.

This man is to literature what Thomas Kinkade is to art. With the repugnant, bigoted, asshole attitude to match.

pot is Satan's work and should never, ever be legalized, because America will turn into a giant, chaotic, sordid opium den.

"I hate it when the president uses teleprompters but you can bet I'll blame one I was using when everyone says I'm a lunatic!"

Have recently extricated myself from employment at 'the world's largest domain registrar' - you know the one, bright green and orange branding, usually covering an attractive race car driver - there's one major thing a lot of people do that instantly broadcasts your personal info on a public registry:

THAT'S THE BEAUTY. IT'S BOTH.

Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey