Mindboggingly. And quite large. Maybe 11x17 or bigger?

I think the real question is who is Elizabeth Eulberg and how did she get better seats than Trump AND Tina Fey?

You Don’t Know Me - Polyphonic Spree

This was my fourth or fifth great aunt’s marriage certificate. Indiana apparently did not fuck around in the 19th century.

I’m not a paranoid person but how do they always know?

I...9th? Who’s the keeper of this list? Is this a viable career path? Who’s 7th? Or 3rd?

This is more proof of the “they found out I liked it” theory in action.

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo....oo...o..

At my last job, I would knit people things. Scarves, hats, some incredibly soft thing that was more blanket than wrap. Always a hit.

But I use hulu. There’ll be no avoiding the non-stop ads for this shit storm.

I wish I could post pictures from my phone.

I think my mom has the bed spread but with dark green?

Sexy Getting Ready Song.

X1000

This is what happens to Chloe in an alternate timeline when June moves out and JVDB wins DWTS.

furiously searches ebay

O_O

BB&B is the only place I’ve found modal jersey knit sheets. They are my favorite things. They are so fucking soft.

I was helping my aunt clean her basement and found a stash of BB&B coupons. At least 20, at least 10yo.

Or radioactive water?