I was picturing like a neon puce.

The last nails look more like “Zombies! Shit, I’m Already Infected.”

Agreed. Like 4 sub-blogs have followed me. But still in the grays on Jezebel. Been using this burner since before they pushed any burner account to grays.

I actually read something once that said the full trial and sentencing of someone to die costs more than just letting them fucking rot in prison for the rest of their lives.

So, in movies, the younger a woman is the older she plays?

Ugh. Our cat won’t stay out of the dog food and is so fat she has redundant ass folds.

...but...Eudora?

As a reminder: Fred Phelps (yes, that one) made his money taking Civil Rights cases no one else would.

I am always on the lookout for interesting women singers. Perfection.

I do it. Every time.

You have the best name.

Amaze your friends! Annoy perfect strangers! It’s a BA in Circus Arts.

I’ve actually considered a diaphragm for years since I can’t take hormonal bc...but I’m also allergic (reactive? It is not pleasant) to spermicide.

I have said for years that Maury Pauvich needs to produce his own line of pregnancy tests/baby daddy DNA kits. He wouldn’t even need to do advertising. Just his face on a fucking box.

He’s unironically wearing a bowtie in his profile picture. He may be Rich Baby Daddy.

I bet! Failing at a regular one did...but that was mostly rage inducing.

Spectacular.

I bought a regular one b/c it seemed like it might be good exercise and I can’t run b/c of an old injury.

YES. I just pulled like 6 pairs of pants for thrift store donating.