This could have gone VERY badly:

My response to that is always, “I support the troops, I don’t support the people that put them there.” (I know you were being sarcastic.)

International symbol of the douche nozzle.

It’s a Countach, so the A/C probably doesn’t work, not that it ever really did. So, it would be toasty in there too.

Perfection, especially if it’s a diesel. You can fuel it with anything.

Considering you’d want something reliable, I would have to disagree with you on this one.

Considering you’d want something reliable, I would have to disagree with you on this one.

Peaches is what Canada should be known for musically, not Bieber, Alanis, Rush or Nickleback, shudder.

WTF is wrong with Virginia!?!?!?

White = asshole.

I would totally take those fenders off for glorious F1 style wheel spray.

amazeballs

$20!?!?!?!?? Thanks HARPER.

Big’ole’bag of ugly

Modern Audis are reliable, if you compare them to 80s Audis... That thing probably spent so much time in the shop that it was only able to get 117K miles on it... 1,000% crack pipe.

Setting fire to it would be the less expensive of the two options.

I bet those will be gone by next model year... Oh, and they’ll be broken, constantly...

OMfreakingG, yes, she’s a wanker. Can we please stop digging this video up so that I have to look at her stupid face all of the time?