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I'm getting it around the 25th and I'll take it to Europe on the 1st. I can send it to you from there.

I love Lotus.

Wait, doesn't Doug have a Ferrari?

Oh, okay. Thanks for the explanation!

Don't those have torque converters though?

Wow. That is an incredible statement about beauty. How daring of her!

I can't post that picture here.

Hurhrrnnngnnnrrrnggnnnggghhhhhhhhhhh

Sure, sure, but it's so weird. And this is thing!

How dare you call the 9000 boring?! For shame.

Ceci n'est pas le next VW Passat.

My F1-obsessed neighbor was going to buy a Sonett III as a teen, but his dad told him no because it was made by trolls in a country no one has heard of.

Hey, I saw you on Live and Let Diecast earlier I think.... you are horrible.

You do NOT want to know what Bernie did next.

This looks like a miniature model to me....

What an ugly motherfucker.

Erm... where was this culture?

Seattle:

Some say he will never buy another Ferrari.