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Wow. That is an incredible statement about beauty. How daring of her!

I can't post that picture here.

Hurhrrnnngnnnrrrnggnnnggghhhhhhhhhhh

Sure, sure, but it's so weird. And this is thing!

How dare you call the 9000 boring?! For shame.

Ceci n'est pas le next VW Passat.

My F1-obsessed neighbor was going to buy a Sonett III as a teen, but his dad told him no because it was made by trolls in a country no one has heard of.

Hey, I saw you on Live and Let Diecast earlier I think.... you are horrible.

You do NOT want to know what Bernie did next.

This looks like a miniature model to me....

What an ugly motherfucker.

Erm... where was this culture?

Seattle:

Some say he will never buy another Ferrari.

I don't even store my Hot Wheels like this...

Soooo in a year or so, a Qwhatevernumberrichpeoplearebuying will tailgate me, and maladjusted laser headlights will fry my corneas! GREAT. LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

I wasn't at a race or anything.

I SAT IN ONE ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 6.

AND 900. THE 900 IS THE BEST OUT OF THOSE CHOICES.