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Damn, I was just about to post 9 of those. I didn't know about the Burning Man 99 or the 9-2X. Not a huge fan of that specific 9-2X, but I've seen some hot ones that have been dropped.

This is kind of out of the blue, but I think that the '06 95 Aero SportCombi is extremely good looking. It's best from a little aft of a rear 3/4s view, but it still looks nice here. The 2006s looked crap in both sedan and silver, but black wagon means SEX APPEAL.

That batshit Viper V10 9-3 from the past, of course!

Goddam, those brake discs are just too small for something expected to reach 350 MPH. Also, it looks like it would fly apart if it went 45.

I'll buy one after Hennessey upgrades and a Liberty Walk bodykit are available.

Sergio Perez needs to not drown everything out with music. I felt like I was watching the end of Captain Phillips over here.

I'll have one for you Monday night unless some weird shit goes down.

Having a flat bottom makes it better for left foot braking. Or something.

I want it.

Oh, snap.

I liked turns 3-6 as the Arm Esses (microscope suggestion). The DRS straight should be the Shelby Straight. Turn 1 should be Lexington.

If I was only looking at the top half of that whore, I'd say it was a Dickensian man.

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I posted this on Oppo, but I ain't sure if it showed up here:

Do you wear wigs?

They were only claiming correlation.

That's right. AutoTrader.com listings are now an indicator of how well the rest of us can write. That's kind of terrifying, at least until you think how much worse it could have been if they used Craigslist. There's some real motherfucking doozies out there, let me tell you.

If a brand new DeTomaso made by ATS ever makes it to America, I will purchase it with real money that I earned or (preferably) embezzled. That is my sincere promise, everyone. If in four years, by some incredible miracle of happenstance a Pantera makes it to the US, then I will be composing an Oppo post about my new

What about all the Ferrari fires that are reported here? As far as I've heard, those are all internal combustion. Unless you have something constructive to contribute, get back to Gizmodo, firefly80482.