"With evocative names such as the Vantage, the Virage, and the DB range." Pffftttt

I try not to swear online too much, but goddam, I want to fuck it. I LOVE YOU, SAAB!!!

What can I say? I guess I just have a sledge over the competition.

Someone who believes this sort of thing adze nothing to my Jalopnik experience. In fact, I believe it detraxe from it.

Chop it, you guys.

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Yeah, but $kay was definitely in deeper.

More like:

118 BHP, sporty as fuck.

I KNOW, RIGHT?! Come to South Seattle, and you'll be fine. But anywhere else in the Seattle Metro area, and you're fucked in the door ding.

I believe that if we were to switch "inception" from a noun to a verb, it would reflect the pattern of receive and deceive (reception, deception), and would be inceive. "I inceived this idea into your head through dream bullshit" is correct, and "I inceptioned this idea into your head through dream bullshit" is…

Your a dumas, yu need too go too scool or somthing. We need thos lawss, man. Need em. And fuk popup head-ligts. I herd dey kil baybies.

and this

I've always thought that he looks like an albino Donald Duck.

This lovely little roadster is the perfect horrible road trip car for a road trip. It's small, and its amenities list would fit on a Chiclet. One of those amenities is a second whole seat! WOW. Just wait until you hit a twisty road, though. Then you'll be thankful for the 10 minutes you get to turn and brake and…

Seeing the Icona Vulcano again, I realize how good looking it actually is. I mean, even the obvious derivations look really good.

I'm pretty sure that statue is in Willy World.

Wha.... whyy... tha... it... whyyyyy.... it... doesss.... thatt.... that... why?

Ummmm... I feel like I should say something here... But I don't know what...

And electric steering.