I usually do this only for $kay, but don't cry CoolKid, Michael, and Assassln! Here's some Ford GT40 porn!

My proposed game is to gaffer tape over the front corner's sensor, (hopefully) making it go in circles until the engine is turned off. That, or cover the LIDAR ball somehow. Maybe a reverse basketball or modified ring toss that uses buckets. I predict that biker gangs will herd cars into freeway exit lanes or…

Google did not clear this up, but I am intrigued. Enlighten me, BrtStlnd.

YOU HAFTA GET DAT CAPPUCCINO. All the ladies love the Cappuccino.

I'm sorry about that, hope you get better and off them soon so you can enjoy some frosty brews.

You're a jerk, but I love it.

Are you the guy on those scary antibiotics?

Sniff. :'( My take on the BMW/Porsche SUVs is that, while ugly and terrible, they allow brands to stick around and make kick-ass rear-engined banshees and supersports sedans, albeit with paddle shifts. Which are alright in their own rite.

I think we can all agree that those are a sin. Also, I just accidentally recommended my own post. Does that work?

This is a good angle: you can't see the arachnid headlamps.

Are you the one commissioning these photos, $kay?

There was a mint condition 900 SPG not far from my house for sale with under 50,000 miles that this guy found in his garage, but it was gone before I called the seller. He said he got about ten calls within a day of posting and sold it for 6k. I figure he must have tampered with the odometer.

I solemnly swear that I'll find you some every time you tear up over an automotive proposal.

Don't cry $kay, I found more GT40 porn for you!

I haven't laughed this hard in days. You need trolling lessons.

I'm waiting for a 900 Turbo SPG from the classic gen to show up in the Seattle market. Right now I'm in an '06 9-5 Aero SportCombi. I almost got an '08 RX8, but settled on the wagon. I'm happy with it.

Too bad they stopped making them. Mazda's said there will be no RX-9 either, despite fooling the over-eager with their silly drag race promo. Fastest convertible the MX-5 is not.

Illuminati.

Woah woah woah woah wait. Wait. Clarkson in a 12C?! By choice?!

I know that this is with the chromey bits removed, but the Alfa Romeo Giulia is very reminiscent of all of these.