Just look at it.

Ugh. I forgot how much that ad blows and doesn't really make sense. This is what VW needs to make:

What's with the aeronautical bullshit, Lamborghini? I could kind of live with it if you had airplane pedigree, like Rolls or Volvo. But you don't. So stop putting cheesy "Step here" plates on your cars.

I wish I could get a turbo pizza box table. When I was younger, I'd fight my brother for these things, and then use them for LEGO tables. Good times.

How eighties is this!? It's so awesome, I'd have its babies.

And here I thought the Veneno was ugly. At least the Veneno looked like its styling was slightly functional. This just takes the stupid new Lamborghini beak to a new extreme.

I'll claim whiplash.

"If in this early stage of development, the Google car kills a child, it will shut the robotic car industry down and might have an effect on the air as well," she said. "No technology is every 100 percent perfect. The public is not comfortable with machines taking over our lives. I think if in the next few years…

Not a classic like what others seem to be favoring (not yet, at least), but the Ferrari Enzo is supposedly the most amazing car of the last completed hypercar wave, barring MAYBE the Veyron (in my opinion RWD>AWD). And it looks like a motherflippin' spaceship. A raceship, if you will.

This, my friends, is the Saab 900 Turbo SPG (this specific one is the prototype). Maybe not the best handling FWD ever, but my favorite feeling FWD handling. The one I briefly drove, at least, had a fun little torquesteer tug just as the turbo spooled up, but it wasn't major. It changed directions excellently on my…

Is this it?

Hell yeah! Needs more kittens, though.

How airbrushed can you get?!

Pacific Grand Prix is awesome. Located in Kent. Right next-door to Pacific Raceways. From what I hear, they have a great driving school there (Proformance). My first time on a track was there (I wasn't driving, the guy who taught me about fixing old BMWs was), and since then I've wanted a Saab 900 Turbo. That thing…

This is a really poor game with something with (relatively) a lot of numbers in it.

I don't get it.

I'm going to have to disagree. Just because a name has been around, it doesn't mean that every iteration isn't retro. The new Mustangs, for instance, are a bit retro. Not the worst offender out there, but not completely innocent.

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Za-za-za-zing!

If you're looking for surreal cinema featuring what's become my all-time favorite car, check out Wrong. This sunshine yellow 900 has a carphone, too!