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I just realized that used car buying in about ten years is going to kick ass!

Jeremy Clarkson's homemade caravan. From Top Gear. No handling, no speed, and to top that, the same clearance as a big rig. You'd pretty much be restrained to freeways. And then you'd come to an underpass. Most banks aren't on freeways. Oh, and wind. Wind is definitely an issue. But you could have your cronies go to

So it won't show up on radars.

That's what I call sweatrag plush.

The angle of repose can be around 45 degrees IF the sand is wet (if my biology teacher was correct). And I'm guessing these dunes are bone dry. But when it's dry, I think it is pretty much exactly 35 degrees.

What are bloody stumps? All I have are cilia to propel me through the primordial soup!

Like your username. That's one of the ten cars in my ultimate garage. Also, what the hell, Florida?!

It's not the car's fault. We should track it down and rehabilitate it; give it a new lease on life.

This isn't the same car, if that's what you're thinking. Seems to be by the same artist, though. It looks as though it has handmade bodywork, just like a Ferrari! Or hell, maybe this is what the F150 will look like.

I think that it's a Ford Tempo fastback. I think that they bought Corvette rear and front bumpers, and after discovering that they were too wide for the body, got some gutters, or something akin to gutters, and glued them onto the side. I'm assuming that the body and bumper were different colors, but they had no money

I'm pretty certain it's a TT. On another note, what the hell is this, and what the hell is it trying to be?!?!!

I'm totally with you. Are they officially called Inca wheels? I've always just called 'em Step Pyramids, but Inca sounds better.

The Fiat Abarth 850 TC Corsa. Based on a 600, but the engine cover can't be closed. 76 whole HP. 54 MASSIVE lb.-ft. torque. A wheelbase shorter than 80 inches, longitudinally mounted rear engine, rear drive, with a measly 1345 pounds to carry. One of the coolest, most impractical small hatchbacks ever. And sounds

+1

This Spyker C8 Laviolette reminds me of the one on the right. Methinks Victor Mullen liked him some Marcoses. Also, both of their front ends look like the Supra RZ.

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This is tough, because I can't really imagine how much $375,000 is. Here's Penn Jillette explaining numbers, and what I mean. How the hell could I eat 375,000 of anything?! Maybe if they were... I dunno... ants? No, that's a lot of ants to swallow. This should be a Question of the Day. What thing could you eat

My 16 year-old self resolves to get the required funds for a First-Gen Saab 900 Turbo. By any means necessary. Just kidding! Probably by working in a garage, or as a valet. And then using any extra cash to make it look like a cool rally car. And go faster. And then learning to drive quickly at Pacific Raceway (Look it

You don't have to change your opinion, I was just saying that this is the man's car. And from my understanding helped design it. Maybe a little empathy.

Let me be the first to congratulate you on COTD! Here's your reward. It's a picture of some snow.

Ooooohhhhh snnaaapppppp!!! If this is actually Jim, then you might want to rethink that statement.