Good point, but if you don't like the abuse Jalops will give you, you should check all your bases before posting. That said, there's always someone who'll know something ridiculous and flame you. (I agree that Nissan's stylists suck)

The Beetle in any iteration. Brand-wise I'd have to say Ferrari or Lamborghini.

I'm not one to decide I don't like a car because it's "too girly". Unless it has flowers on it. These Beetles just don't look good to me, and they try way too hard.

No shit. Viper.

I see it now. Noishe.

I kinda thought Jason would pull a fast one and do this. Then, when I saw he hadn't, I was gonna. Then I saw you did.

I would rather have a Saab 9-3 Turbo X wagon, honestly.

I saw a camo'd Fiesta ST on the tarmac at LAX when I was arriving to visit my brother. Didn't get any good pics, and I suspected that it was this. I don't like its grill. Looks like a lemon-football bastard lovechild.

Hate the driver, not the car. Maybe you should key the driver instead.

I've always wanted 007 to park his Aston like this. Craig's Bond might do that. Also, the next movie should have a Cygnet in it.

Proton Saga. So unmemorable that you already forgot what it looks like.

My choice: a Saab 9-3 Turbo X Wagon. Sporty, comfortable, rare, safe, not horrible mileage, and more than ample storage space. I sound like ForSweden!

All the horsepowers!

Hook this kid up with Big Muscle or Tuned! Get him a chance to drive a tuned Chevelle!

Maybe this? I think ALMS or whatever the giant conglomeration mosports shitstorm ALMS/GrandAm/whateverthehellelse is could come here more realistically.

Right? We could use the Pacific Raceways road course. Just upgrade it to FIA spec, and voila! A super amazing and awesome Kirkland Grand Prix. Wait, that sounds dumb... I'll be working on the name. And the concept. And the pitch to the taxpayers. Shit. This won't happen.

I'm sure this has been suggested already, but the Stratos. High ground clearance, sexy bodywork, pop-the-fuck-up headlamps, performance, and reliabi- wait, no. But the first four might just make up for that.

I'll pay for the circuit to be airlifted up to Seattle. I really want a Seattle Grand Prix. Maybe we could hold it in my backyard...

Possibly my favorite album of all of the times.

That would be a great thing for them to do.