Not even the inanimate carbon rod can save us now.

And there's a new commenter only I can see named Ozmodiar

I can't wait for Ozmodiar to show up and appear only to Rick

I am the cheese! I am better than both the salamy and baloney combined!

"Go away volcano, I'm 'batin!"

Happy Gilmore: You gargle mugs of piss for breakfast?!

The secret ingredient is blood.

But will Oscar have a SnapChat or Instagram this time around?

For Soviet eyes only!

Very true (I had both bags replaced on my 02 330xi) but my Saab is unaffected by this recall since they went with Autoliv SRS units. GM, Honda, BMW, Subaru all cheapened out and went with the Takata units. Autoliv even warned GM many years ago when their engineers were working with competitors airbag components that…

"Deadly Ignition Switch recall"
"Takata Murderbags"

Subaru needs more realistic advertising, with WRXs generating copious amounts of tire and vape smoke.

Bow Wow bought George Costanza's Hamptons mansion, complete with a garage full of John Voight's Chrysler K-cars

Trump can always nuke out a crater for the bar to drop

I always figured Bill would snap and start his rampage with killing Hank & Peggy.

The wives submit because of the "implication"

I wouldn't have thought so either but here we are.

My experience as an Opie & Anthony fan for many years is they can not only be less forgiving, but they can be downright savage.

Now with FloridaMan®!

Summer's Eve also called seeking their douche nozzle.