You took your time getting here!

Ice cream sex by the numbers.... 69.... no, 99.

In Mexican Tsuru, crumple zones YOU!

DS out for Harambe.

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

Meanwhile, here is the trucker, minding his own business, and this lady gets all up in his grille.

Unicycle riders have tended to be attention-hungry people or clowns, and clowns are fucking awful, period.

1. That picture was poking fun at the guests who were busy on snapchat while standing on a hot pit lane, some with their backs turned, as amateur racers flew past them. Rarely do people get such access at an F1 track, and they were doing that instead. I felt it was good to include.

First I laughed cause that’s hilarious. Then i felt dad because I realized that I have long since passed the stage of my life when I would need an alarm to be up by 9:45.

This is the best of this type.

Still better than peeling out of a C&C.......

I think I see the roof of a Veyron in the water. ; 0

To be fair, basically Chevy’s entire lineup is different lengths of potato at this point.

JalopNARC

Surewhynot Motorsport

Mercedes-Benz: Thanks for 100 years of competition. The 30 years before that were a little dull.

Oh, man, I read that as ‘shite lon says’, and I’m just wondering who ‘lon’ is.

Areola Atom