Can’t believe they misspelled “parsh” in this review. Can’t believe it!

As contractually obligated:

I’m actually cool with Mazda selling more cars, even if that means they are Toyotas or Fiats or whatever.

That was in the original post so I left it out, but that’s not right! So here it is.

So many good ones.

Are you the Charlton Heston of the National Mustang Association?

Mustangs don’t crash at Cars and Coffee. Douches driving Mustangs crash at Cars and Coffee.

I didn’t want it. I wanted to keep my ‘83 533i, but the rings were toast on that 200,000 mile engine and it wouldn’t handle the 7 hour drive down to TAMU.

My dad worked out a deal with the company he did work for on a used maroon Firebird. Automatic. V6. Did I mention already that I didn’t want it? At least let me get…

SBC swap. Almost as bad as the Ranchero.

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So close, yet so far.

VW. CC or JSW/Golf wagon

Hey can you help me with mine?

So they must have:

Let’s hide all the wheels!

amazing

Can I be Canadian and write? Think of the different view points I bring to the table:

Getting ketchup chips out of your seat
How not to choke on a kinder egg toy while driving your mazda 2
Salt: not just for fries anymore

5 years later...