Ouch.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

“Do you know how far away I was from being my high school valedictorian? My high school valedictorian went to Yale and is currently in medical school. I’m sitting in my bedroom eating Doritos and writing about mail I get. That’s how far.”

One of these places called about a warranty on my 2011 Mustang that I had sold a couple years prior. For kicks, I played along, trying to figure out how much they were going to charge me.

The bottom line was that I needed to sign up now, over the phone, by signing up for monthly automatic payments for the next year,…

nothing like surfing Jalopnik on the following hardware:

enjoy some weekend tunes

Personal story time - I binge watched Top Gear while I was recovering from a bad breakup, usually while horribly drunk. If I actually met them in real life I’d probably get the urge to get loaded again and gape aimlessly at them like I would at a television.

No no no, don’t give postmortem praise to the CR-Z. It was shit. Honda’s Fit is a much better car, no? And their Civic Type-R is coming as well? Not to beat a dead horse, but an S2000 would be nice. Or team up with Tesla (they could use a little help) and create an S1000Kw.

This is the exact same blog that called the car worthless and said it needed to lose 800lbs and $5k (it does) and become a lightweight sporty hatch like it used to be. And now it’s a bad thing that the car no one bought is going to be gone?

Or go to Virginia. It’s reckless driving if you go 20 over the speed limit or if you go over 80 mph. That’s right. 80 mph in a 70 zone is RECKLESS DRIVING. However, 44 mph through a neighborhood is not reckless.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

I’d like to posit the theory that the safest vehicles are brown, diesel, manual, volvo wagons from the 80s. If everyone drove such a vehicle, the risk of a high speed collision is effectively zero.

First Tesla. Now this. Everyone should only ever drive manual cars. No one has ever died in one of those right?

Needs more rear wing.

AREA MEN RUN OUT OF BROOKLYN FOR DROOLING ON RUSTED 1978 LANCIA

BREAKING NEWS! CRAZY ASSHOLES WITH CAMERA STALKING DOUCHEBAGS DRIVING LAMBOS LIVE!

The problem is twofold:

“I am not perfect. Nor are you.”

Sorry guys, I want to READ your thoughts on cars silently at my desk, not listen to them in some shitty video clip.