Can’t blame the Lambo driver, after all the BMW was camouflaged.

You shut your whore mouth! 

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Buy a Chevrolet SS

Front loading washer.

This is not a shooting brake, this is a WAGON.

Why did you get a British accent while writing about a German car?

I couldn’t watch the videos to listen so if someone could tell me if it sounds more like one of these options that would help immensely.

To each their own. I think they both sound fantastic, just different. Domestic V8s sound different between ford and chevy. You know before you see them if it’s a mustang or a camaro and know if you’re potentially at risk if you’re in a crowd.

Don’t tell my wife this story. She’ll want to upgrade her Forester XT.

Have you considered maybe not owning Fords?

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Search area was restricted to a 100 mile radius as soon as police heard it was a Dodge.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Because fuck you, that’s why

Nope...definitely looks like a case of the right tire being 1.5psi low.