But the 2014 Foresters are ugly.

Thou shalt count to three hundred. No more. No less. Three hundred shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three hundred. Four hundred shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two hundred, excepting that thou then proceed to three hundred. Five hundred is right out. Once the…

Subaru tests their paint by HAHAHAHA no they don’t just kidding

Wow! That is a rare photo!

Because Murica.

take as many stars as you can fit into a handicap spot

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

you were so scared your balls took a shit?

There will be consequences. Just because they don’t come from NASCAR doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Drivers don’t forget this stuff.

And if temps dip below 40 often, steel wheels and snow tires paired with nice summer tread is where it’s at

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Meh. Every state would do the same thing. There have been multiple disasters and everyone picks up and rebuild. Has nothing to do with Texas. I cannot stand people who think their state is somehow better than everyone else’s it’s so asinine. Texans and New Yorkers might be the two worst about it.

There is a little bit of think happenin’ in that avian skull, and it was probably along the lines of “I’m in BIG trouble here, need safe place. That’s sheltered. Big biped in it. Has one ever been a direct threat? Nope. Taking the risk.”

Seriously, people have completely forgotten that they are simply rage filled skinless apes.

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

Cant. Unsee.

No no no no NO NO NONONONOONONO