You shut your whore mouth! 

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Buy a Chevrolet SS

Front loading washer.

This is not a shooting brake, this is a WAGON.

Why did you get a British accent while writing about a German car?

I couldn’t watch the videos to listen so if someone could tell me if it sounds more like one of these options that would help immensely.

To each their own. I think they both sound fantastic, just different. Domestic V8s sound different between ford and chevy. You know before you see them if it’s a mustang or a camaro and know if you’re potentially at risk if you’re in a crowd.

Don’t tell my wife this story. She’ll want to upgrade her Forester XT.

Have you considered maybe not owning Fords?

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Search area was restricted to a 100 mile radius as soon as police heard it was a Dodge.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Because fuck you, that’s why

Inevitably the “build a better car” crowd will chime in here. These cars are now designed under the auspices of BOP and are reliant upon the organizing body to correctly balance cars. Yes, if this were “run what you brung” the Ford would probably walk away, but it’s not. IMSA took the most competetive class of racing…

Nope...definitely looks like a case of the right tire being 1.5psi low.