My current M5. Bled money from day 2. Thankfully I’m basically out of things that can go wrong as I’ve replaced almost everything in the engine already...

In my head it’s screaming like a charging viking.

This. My parent’s had a family in a rental about 10 years ago who also happened to be their mechanic. He and his wife both drove new Land Rover LR2s (or LR3, I can’t remember). They were kitted out in the nicest Louis Vitton bags and designer clothes. We couldn’t figure out for the life of us how they could afford it…

I just purchased a 2013 Infiniti JX35 over the weekend. We looked at all of the comperable available options (MDX, Q7, Highlander, Pathfinder, etc.). The luxury all used, mass-market all new.

Somehow mine has kept some value. I’m only down 30% from my purchase and immediate repairs price...

“On average” is the key phrase. 58% of Furtune 500 CEOs are over 6' (vs. 14.5% of population). Those 290 individuals are going to do a lot to drag that average number up.

Living in SF I sadly have too many. Two best/worst:

Freddy - You consitently buy the cheapest, most clapped out POS used BMWs you can find - specifically their high-end performance cars that are now blow-out cheap. That market has an audience in which you will find people willing to drive them hard and skip on maintenance -because it’s expensive. You also don’t tend to…

Given the speed and erratic* nature of the driving, could this possibly be programmed to sme extent? Check out the glide over the camera in the right lane. That’s some pretty damn spectacular timing given the speed and loads the guy on the camera is taking.

Chubber. I’ll be back in 2 minutes.

QOTD right there folks. Slow burn on that one.

Don’t forget Fontuckey. Even closer to LA than those hell holes.

Right. If it was a long distance trucker, I’d be surprised that he didn’t have a portable DVD player. Hence, “I’ve got $20 that the semi driver’s portable DVD player is missing.”

This. Guy is a huge tech fan. What are the odds that he was watching a movie on a portable DVD player vs. a laptop/tablet/etc. I’ve got $20 that the semi driver’s portable DVD player is missing. They should probably check the prints on that one...

Seatbelts. Totally overrrated. /s

That explains all those MILFs wanting to hang out with me.

No pictures, as it was long before carrying a phone on your person was normal. My first car was a hand me down from my parents, a 1987 Toyota Van 4x4 (yes it was called a Van). It was silver and looked like a toaster, hence it was called, “the Toaster”. Being 16 and stupid, I was sure that my 4x4 Toaster could do…

That looks like a tourist rental bike. Maybe he really was oblivious?

What kind of blithering fuck would ever recommend that? There are an array of reasons while that’s stupid. The first and foremost is that if you no longer have the ability to pay the bill instead of losing your car, you LOSE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!

I *might* need some alone time now.