Here’s a not-so-conspiracy theory: those DMs and that email were not written by the same person. 

That’s what the fuck the Vikings get for wasting a third round draft pick on Pachycephalosaurus.

His mom was my ballet teacher when I was a kid. She had a “no glasses on stage policy” and routinely made me cry because a) I wore glasses and wouldn’t get contacts as a 7 year old and b) I had human-sized thighs that wouldn’t get smaller no matter how much she shrieked at them.

“Blow the whistle! C’mon ref, LeBron clearly lifted his pivot table. This is bullshit.”

No that is not the definition of racism.  As a child of an immigrant, who’s actually visited Buchenwald concentration camp, it’s really scary to see people try to redefine racism so that “their person” doesn’t fall under it.  

I think that’s one of those happy moments when the character’s motivation and the actor’s motivation are 100% in sync.

“Congratulations to @GreggJarrett on The TREMENDOUS success of his just out book, “The Russia Hoax, The Illicit Scheme To Clear Hillary Clinton & Frame Donald Trump.” Already number one on Amazon.”

I saw it last night. When I was watching him climb up the second time and flip himself up onto the skids, I had the same feeling except that it kind of pulled me out of the movie briefly, because I was watching Cruise’s face knowing that was actually him and I was wondering how much of the grimacing and struggling was…

Hm, on the other hand, Alec Baldwin told the prime minister of the UK that Ethan Hunt is “the living manifestation of destiny” in his full-on You Ask Me If I Have A God Complex Voice. That’s gotta count for something.

What’s with Jez’s clickbait headlines today? This is the third headline that it utterly belied by the content of the story. The Times (for all it’s many, many, MANY faults) didn’t capitulate to the racist trolls, it literally stood by her .

The headline doesn’t seem to match the story? “Capitulates” suggests they fired her, when they actually released a statement of support. Total clickbait.

Fallout was good. I liked it. I’m just not sure why it’s receiving such universal praise as if it’s one of the greatest movies (not just action movies) of all time.

You are painfully stupid and need to find a dictionary.

I was in paris walking around and saw like 30 semis lined up and walked over. I could see a shot was being set up but wasnt surr what or who. Clearly Hollywood with the equipment but then out walks cruise. Watched him do this motorcycle chaise seen for and your, it was really awesome thing to witness. 

I appreciate the John Oliver-ishness of it.

Thanks! That was me!

Taylor:

A Bears fan looks at that list and says “I see no problem here.”

Tag yourself: I’m George Hill, waiting for this shit to be over

Let Dahmer take care of Hitler... smart