Oh, he’ll be provided with a new family in Arizona. That’s how these things are done.

“Hmm. We need to make this sound like a 14 yr. old. Hey, let’s add a grammatical error!” -Social media PR team, after meetings with IG, agent, managers, and paid sponsors. 

Steelers fan-base, without the charm

That is the best thing that anyone has said anywhere, ever.

Sara sounds like a keeper to me

By Iron Man Triathlon do you mean watching all three Iron Man movies while consuming weed in a different form for each? Because if so, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. 

My star goes to Antti (In Eli’s mail):

Get Pablo a column immediately.

“You don’t prop his lifeless corpse up on the couch and tell the kids it’s fine!”

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Can’t wait to hear how he ripped off CCP. ;)

I hate having to do all those things in real life, so the appeal of doing them in a video game just isn’t there for me.

My favorite ways that video games make failure matter is by not making failure matter. I feel like in a lot of cases, punishment for failure just feels like a holdover for when punishment for failure was to make you put more quarters. I feel like unless a game does something really interesting with failure, like the…

It *did* do a good job of showing the physical struggle! I like how they didn’t try to hide the fact that Cruise is much smaller than Cavill, and the only chance he stood against him was basically throwing his entire body at him again and again hoping to wear him down. Same with Rebecca Ferguson; she was a believable…

On death I feel like it’s a monetary decision: they can’t sell feel-bad movies on big budgets, so they can only have him kill innocents in visions. Or tricks, as with Wolf Blitzer.

“Toxic masculinity is bad and men should be able to express a full range of emotions without shame...except for when we need a hot take”-Jezebel

No SNL Trebek gifs yet? I am disappoint...

EXACTLY! What’s wrong with everyone? I thought the one thing that could still unite all Americans was laughing at nerds. :(

Pleat with him all you want, his inseamly comments won’t abate

It’s weird that the skipped trip narrative is being entirely rewritten now to accomodate a nonexistent relationship, when the consensus at the time was that TB skipped to spend time with his mother, who was recovering from cancer at the time.