FRIDAY SAMER: “Barstool Stars”

Even if it is just kayfabe it still takes a mammoth set of stones to do that in front of that kind of crowd.

BAH GAWD, THAT’S JEFFERSON DAVIS’ MUSIC!

I like to think that this applies in every sense of the word.

Strong take: Late night entertainer is a “hack.” You’ve truly uncovered a truth few have found.

Here’s mine: Guitarist for band is “overrated.”

I watch Meyers’s monologue and “A Closer Look” every night, along with Colbert’s monologue/opening segment. Between the two of them, they are keeping me somewhat sane. Meyers really did an extraordinary job with this segment, though - above and beyond the usual. His insight is piercing, the writing sharp, the…

Don’t ever post a fucking movie quote again...

He got off to a flying start on the number of different ways he can embarass himself today, didn’t he? What a fucktard.

He can keep thinking, because he has no power to pardon state convictions.

It’s weird, because I did the same sort of thing this morning. My coworker tossed my set of keys to me, and I had to reach a bit to get them, but ended up dropping them and slamming my hand into the doorframe. I think I might’ve broken my finger...

OBJ playing for the Giants is like finding a random candy sprinkle on your store-brand vanilla wafer.

Given that we’re now seeing Madden-esque receptions in real life, I think we can conclude that we are living in a computer simulation.

What a saint his mother must be.

I hope you aren’t referring to the huge swinging punches he throws in that video. Those are so slow Floyd can have Stephen A Smith blow him between dodges.

If he were black, people would have said they finally got tape on him. But because he’s white and hunts, he’ll get another 15 years to prove himself. Bible-humping jackass.

i know im an idiot but i understand like fuckin beyblade better than i understood the first half of this article. god bless samer

it’s actually true that small Balkan counties hate Eagles fans, during the Serbian-Croatian war the two sides would engage in a cease-fire and join forces to beat the shit out of any dickhead they saw walking around wearing an Eagles jersey.

WYTS-Eagles from Ron:

We are nearing the point where the fan responses sound like petulant whining as opposed to the horrified scream of the abyss