[Cries in Spanish]

Stupid Kotaku! They are in the pocket of big indie, selling out to promote these Farmville clones. For sham!

In the myth of Theseus and the Minotaur, young people are not pit against one other in an enclosed natural arena, but instead to wander a maze until they are eaten by the Minotaur. I can definitely understand the parallels regarding the need to draw lots for people to be sent for sacrifice, but when it comes to the…

Like Misty with the sick burn

Their Druckmann is showing.

This is the internet. Stop being so reasonable. ;)

It was uploaded yesterday, Kojima tweeted about it today. You know what is funny? I was already off work; it’s Friday night. Instead of heading off into the weekend right away, I decided to stay late to post a quick thing that I thought people might enjoy. This weekend, I’ll probably be on the lookout for Pokemon news…

@katixxia from twitter made a version for easy photoshopping - http://imgur.com/4HAlc64

My effort is here -

I was ready for this.

you just need high quality headphones like Beats

I was with you until you called Beats high quality.

What if that’s all BS and it was staged so no one would doubt that it was truly running in real time and being played live?

OMG a Golden Girls game!

Take it up with God. CDPR’s just being realistic.

“Get the hell out of the way! This is our fight!”

for me this pretty much summed up wipeout 2097 though

Okay, let's just start off by saying that my name is Abbie and I'm the Ramona in the picture.