The mug shot of that poor dumb soul reminds me of the woman who carved initials in her own face backwards- having used a mirror- and was busted for it during the 2008 campaign. She was a republican, too, and had the same expression on her mutilated face as the current Ms. Einstein does in her mug shot, too. Sad.

“See? Donald Trump was never racist! That makes YOU the racist one, you dumb liberal!”

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

so much pot.

I’ve been rewatcing things that I enjoy, so Parks and Rec and West Wing are in my rotation. I also find the Bravo shows to be mindlessly fun.

“Harvard is the richest university in the nation, with a $35 billion endowment,”

So many good ones.

self made billionaire, who started with nothing. Also has no scandals about grouping, raping and objectifying women.

Of all the people trolling Trump, he’s the best. Because he’s a REAL billionaire.

-“No Cosby” Rule Strictly Enforced

“Ordinary toupee hair is harvested from the heads of the godless oriental. Solid ivory is the only way to be assured of true follicular purity, while still identifying myself as a man of means.”

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

I lost my job in conservative radio because I called Sarah Palin “trailer trash with money.” Live and on the air.

Wow, November 28th? That’s the reason he blurted out that date, isn’t it. Mind blown. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it, Donnie?

Well, that explains why this particular date was on his mind when he said that.

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

I’ve never played Angry Birds and I only caught the animation out of the corner of my eye, so I initially thought that someone was throwing Poké balls at Palin.

You don’t see reality.

Someone greenlight Trouser Snakes on a Plane